The cerealkiller, zach

How somethings changes..

2005-06-23T19:03:00.000+08:00

I have always lamented on how bloodly old i am getting and so on..
but i usually dont quite mean it.. Its just saying it for fun, i guess.

But now, with sleep eluding me (be in self-induced or act of god) i
am so feeling and seeing it!

-The eyebags have just obtained their PR status.
-I go to work feeling lethargic all the bloody time.
-I could barely keep my eyes open after meals.
-My complexion is suffering big time.
-Collegues say i look 30s!
-My face looks like the surface of the moon. After a meteor-shower!

Possibly, Maybe..

2005-05-16T01:23:00.000+08:00

Might just return to blogging again..

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2005-01-10T22:59:00.000+08:00

I am sorry C.

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A Colombian writer, Moreno-Duran

2004-10-22T23:49:00.000+08:00

" A person achieves greater happiness
when the person has learned there's
more pleasure in choosing to say no
than there is in satisfying all of
one's carnal desires ".

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The Bachelor, bachelorette

2004-10-11T03:11:00.000+08:00

Im sure we have all watched at least one reality
program on TV. My personal favourites are
still Survial and the one that races around the
world (Forgot the name).

Am i a big fan of reality TV. Well no, at least
not anymore. Use to follow Survial though but
not anymore. Lets talk about the Bachelor and
The Bachelorette (Hope i get the spelling right).
Now, quite a few people i know watches it and
i wonder why?

Tell me, somebody.. Y?

I just watched it earlier on, The Bachelorette
and it truely disgust me.

Why would anyone wanna court some girl that
is a complete stranger on national TV? Better
still, when they are aware that they be going up
against a horde of 24 other guys. I just find it
mind-boggling.

Anyway, such shows.. It is plain obvious that
the remaing last few always consist of the
hunky-looking fellas and that is no big secret.

The episode i just caught showed the somewat
beautiful bachelorette having to choose 3 out
of the final 4 finalist. Man.. she made it seem
so difficult(Ya rite!) She was looking so sad and
not forgetting, trying to look sorry when she
escorted the "dropped" finalist out to the waiting
limo. She was telling him how bad she felt..

And then when she stepped back into the com-
pany of the final 3. She was like all smiles and
happily toasting them with her glass of wine.
Sick isnt it?

And then she proceeds to frolick and bed the
remaining guys.. SICK (Capital Letters!).
What kind of a lousy show is this? The guys
are made like goons, vying so hard for her heart
and the Bachelorette.. If you ask me is but
just a bitch. Why would the guys wanna even
try so hard to get her?

Answer: They must be Nuts!

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Movie Review: Sky Captain & the world of tomorrow.

2004-10-07T23:59:00.000+08:00

Once again, i was fortunate enough to get invited
to catch the movie before the rest of Singapore
catches it. "Sky Captain & The World Of
Tomorrow"----> WHOA!

Believe me, it is quite an awesome movie. Set
in a world, a parallel dimension of sorts. Set in
a pre-world war 2 era in the United States.

Jude Law, as a dashing pilot of a sleek P-40
TomaHawk plane is caught in a interesting
relationship with Gwyneth Paltrow, a nosey
and charming newsreporter and Angelina
Jolie as a sexy British commander. 3 big
international stars, expect plenty of action,
large explosions, fights and aerial duels.

Now, if you think its gonna be some stooopid,
all-action only, where men go to orgle at the
gorgeous actress then you are in for a little
surpise. Cos its a show that is filled with
brillant speech-play where Gwyneth often
gets the better of Jude. In fact i should just
stop it now and just encourage you guys to
go catch it.

One more thing, 10 minutes into the movie
and you might start expecting Batman to
appear cos its so Gotham-like.

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October Fest.

2004-10-06T01:58:00.000+08:00

Just returned from Octoberfest. Know whart that
is? hahha. Gf and myself know thois chap from
IS magazine (Heard of it?) And as a result we got
VIP treatment, in otherwise free beer and German
food! Yipee!

And guess wat.. after all dating my gf for 2 years
odd, i fonally gt the courage to ask her Daf's
permission to date her. I cant belioeve it. I hav e
always been so intimidated by her dad. Hahaha.
So wat does that say.. booze gives u courage and
momentary insanity to do the things u prob. would
never have done! hahha. I hope her dada didnt
realise i was drunk! Hahahha. ]

I sincerly hope thios is a start of a meaningful
relatrionship that lasts for a lifetime! Hahaha.
Pray for me man!

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Dont be picky.. the following is a good case study.

2004-10-05T01:30:00.000+08:00

Some nights ago, i arrange with a fren: L for
supper. We were along the expressway heading
for Geylang when L went "Dont talk to me, i
need to concentrate." I was like "Concentrate?
On?" But i just kept quiet.

When we got to Geylang, i asked him. "What
do you need to concentrate on?" He went,
"Know i really need to go. I need a toilet fast!"
"I need to concentrate to keep them in!" ok,
not a problem i thought, there are toilets all
around. But my picky friend wants a clean
toilet that he can sit on and not squat over.

"Fine!" I said, no choice.. its got to be the Lion
City hotel then since there aint no fast food
restaurant around. And thats like a 5 minutes
drive away. So off we went. We parked
next to Sing Song supermarket and walked
briskly into the hotel. I pointed him in the
direction and sat down on the couch. L walked
to the door, gave it a shove and turned to me.

His expression says it all.. "Damn, Locked!"
We panicked, the nearest toilet i can think of
is the hawker centre across the road. We
made a mad dash for it. It too was locked! I
cracked my head and it has to be the Malay
coffeshop left. I told him so. He looked at me
and said "Its too late."

There we were, two 27 year olds. One with
shit in his pants.

Quote

2004-09-24T23:36:00.000+08:00

What makes a man, a man?
Not his origins. But the decisions he makes
and stands by it.

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sad, sick, killing myself slowly, achingly.

2004-09-24T23:31:00.000+08:00

Its been awhile since i last posted anything here.
It will be amazing if anyone even notices. Some
unhappy events have taken place since my last
entry and its been most disturbing.

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Waterbar

2004-07-04T05:26:00.000+08:00

Just got home. Had a good shower, still having a
bad headache. Its the first time for me, tonight
to enter a gay bar. Well strictly speaking, its
no longer one cos you get girls and lesbians
there too.. so you get a mixture. Its a joint
located along Maxwell road near Duxton. That
street is filled with nightspots and if you did
not look carefully you would never have thought
its a gay joint. Plus this one did not have the
"flag".

Still its been pretty cool. Quite an experience.
From the guys or should i call them mamas' hee.
It use to be a strictly gay hang-out. But of
late, its acttracted all sorta fellas. But you
see the cross-dressers, gays hugging and kissin.
Lesbians doing the same stuff etc.

The "mamas'" are such a happening bunch. They
look like your regular men and dress like any
other dick you see on the streets but once they
start talkin. Man! they can be so darn bitchy.
haha.. they are a fun lot to hang out with. The
lewrd jokes, their "broken-wrist" syndromes etc.

Probably write a bit more next time round.
Headaches getting really bad.

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a few days ago..

2004-07-01T01:35:00.000+08:00

Gf called.. to buy a meal from Mcdonalds for her.
So after work, not suspecting anything i returned
home with a bag of Mcdonalds for dinner and boy
was i in for a surpise.

She was in the shower so i went into the kitchen
to get myself a drink and thats when i heard jazz
music. It took me a couple of seconds before
realising that it didnt come from within the house
but it was from the garden. Curious i peered
outside and in the garden was a table decked out
with food, wine in the ice-bucket and candles.

Apparently, the main course was steak and it was
kindda burnt thats why she got me to buy dinner
back.

I so didnt see this coming.. Thanks dear.

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Source: Suria

2004-07-01T01:33:00.000+08:00

"Men is programmed for violence by his own
culture."

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Do you know?

2004-06-22T01:41:00.000+08:00

As asians, we are usually dark-haired. Quite
often, it is black. Quite naturally so are
our pubic hair. For short, lets address pubic
hair as "Pubi".

Do you know/ Are you aware that blondes
generally do that have golden brown pubi?
Quite often they are a darker shade of brown.

Do you know/ Are you aware that its is usually
the redheads who have red pubi? Aahh, bet
you'll never quite look at red-heads quite
the same ever again.

Good night now.

This has been Jo zach, signing off..

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Sexy moves..

2004-06-21T01:06:00.000+08:00

Whats it with people?
Many of us loves to dance. Be it what people
call ballroom dancing, ballet, in-line, salsa
or whatever the hot dance moves we engage in at
Zouk or Centro. Of course, we all not created
equal. Some of us move better then the rest.

Lets start with the girls. In my personal
opinion, the girls are born to dance. Their
sensual body curves coupled with sleek movement
never fails to drive a man's hormones into
overdrive. The way they sway their body, flick
their hair.. Ggrrh, hot-stuff.

And us men, sad to say many us cant dance for
peanuts. I recall an NS friend of mine who
dances like a boxer, constantly swinging his
arms.. pathetic. Dont even know if that can be
considered as dancing. It doesnt matter if are
an Ang Mo or Ci-A-Beng.. I repeat most men cant
dance. The majority i come across in a clubbing
scene are just well-dressed looking chaps who
are failures are matching their gfs at dancing.

And somehow, what is considered as HOT and
probably cool would be a guy and a girl with
either their pelvis or buttocks stuck close to
each other and gyrating to the same beat like
they were making out or something.. Dont you
see that often? I do. Somehow, to be seen as
cool, fun and happening this always has to
happen.

Was with F,C and L. 3 rather attractive girls
last night. Myself and R, this collegue of
mine. We were just dancing and the 3 girls were
really swaying away aggressively and before
long we were engaging in that too. It might
seem fun then, but on hindsight i just feel so
damn dumb. Was it really sexy? ya, i suppose.
But not when all 5 of us are attached and mind
you, not to each other.

Sheesh, what was i thinking? haha, stupid us.

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Busy..

2004-06-15T02:12:00.000+08:00

Been really busy these days and havent quite
been able to finish what i really want to do.
Haiz.. 24 hrs a day is really pathetic.

Thks to Jack Neo's movie, hokkein is like
the in-thinggy right now so..
24 hrs a day tor4 lo1 gao3? :)

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The United Kingdom

2004-06-14T01:05:00.000+08:00

This AJ friend of ours just came back from his
term break from his law studies in (Shall only
mentionthat its somewhere in the vicinity of
Birmingham).

He brought back as a gift for us a mini little
bottle of de-odoriser more commonly known as
"popper" back in the UK. Now its not because we
have really bad feet or terrible odours, mind
you. You are suppose to raise the "popper" up
to your nose, press on one side of your nostril
and deeply inhaled the fumes through your
remaining hole.

What does it do? One might ask.. Well, lets just
say his bf and him uses it to get a new high
while having sex. Whoa! I tried it and it sure
as hell feels pretty fine! Hee

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Ma friends..

2004-06-06T01:19:00.000+08:00

Had our usual pool outing earlier with the
usual culprits, D and M. After just a couple
of games, M had to leave.

See M had this really odd relationship wi.
these 2 girls. Lets all them A and B. He started
out with A but after some time fell for B. So
he broke up with A. Some months later, he got
back together with A cos he missed her so bad.

Now, B is his workplace collegue and at this
stage, she starts to reciprocate his advances.
As a result, he broke up with A to be with B.
That was just 3 months ago. Now, he feels B
aint the right girl for him and desperately
wants A back.

So after like 5 rounds of pool, he left to
meet up with A. Good luck pal.. you so ask for
it. *evil grin

So with nothing left to do (cos our game
requires at least 3 players) me and D left
the pool parlor.

Thats when he updated me on his love story.
See D is having a sexual relationship with
this collegue of his who is due to ROM soon
with their boss. Cool ah. I use to think he
must have hated his own boss thats why he
made him a cuckoid.

Anyhow, he told me hes been dating this
other collegue recently. So i asked him if
hes serious abt this new chick? and what
abt his 'scandal'. His reply; " Dont worry
la, no way will the scandal say anything
cos shes got too much at risk. " Cool ah.

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Mohd. Sultan

2004-05-31T00:47:00.000+08:00

Was a little apprehensive when my collegue, X
asked if i wanna join him and this previous
collegue of ours, C for a night out. Reason
being: 1) im trying to save up for a holiday.
2) i dont know her friends and how the night
would turn out to be.. it would really be
shitty you know.. cooped up in a smokey and
noisy confine and the people there aint the
least friendly. Then i could have been better
off sleeping.

Anyhow, after much consideration i thought
what the heck.. you know, havent been out
socialising for quite awhile now and its time
i put my rusty 'charms':) to the test. I
decided to meet up with X after all before
proceeding down.

It turned out to be a birthday celebration for
C and the girls, a total of 5 of them had
already taken up 2 tables and opened a bottle
of JD. And the best part.. Not a guy in sight,
they didnt have any male friends with them..
Hee, i was pratically rubbing my hands in glee!
haha kidding again.

Turned out to be a pretty good night out. I
was initially worrried.. you know when you meet
a bunch of people you have never met in your
entire life, especially in a setting such as a
night spot. How would they respond to you?
Hostile? cold? Unfriendly? Would i come across
as a lecherous A-Beng or something? Haha
Scenarios like.. cracking some jokes that you
thought was hilarious but everyone else thought
it was dumb quickly came to mind. After all,
gotto understand.. im happily attached and i
havent try to make small talk with another girl
in a pub setting in perhaps a year odd! Gee,
whats becoming of you.. haaha

Anyhow it really was no problem, the girls
were all 25 except for Cin whos 28 and has got 3
daughters.. trust me, she didnt look like one.
In fact, i was kindda like checking her out.
Theres A whos 25 and has a 6 year old daughter!
whoa girls are really getting married young huh.
Booze was flowing, we were all puffing away and
laughing, dancing. It was a good night. Even
though 4 of C's guy friends turned out later on,
X and myself were still having quite a bit of
fun. Must be the booze la!

You know this recent relaxation of bartop
dancing thinggy. Cin and i was like stoning from
all the booze and we were just kindda propped up
against the wall and on the bartop was like fella
'attempting' to dance. His friends were like
cheering him on. Haiz, no doubt courageous and
no im not trying to be mean.. i can totally
accept an ordinary fella who might not be much of
dancer but is up there purely to enjoy himself but
not when he / she thinks they are the hottest
creature that god has ever created to hit the
dance floor! He was disgusting the way he moves
and hoards the bartop.

*yucks Maybe the parliament or goverment or stat.
board or anyone should come up with a ruling that
forbides these 'performers' from being up there
for longer then a period of 10 minutes. Repeat
offenders shall be flogged in public and
imprisoned for not lesser then a 7 days or both.

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Fate: Unknown??

2004-05-26T04:16:00.000+08:00

Gf says shes gonna further her studies abroad in
2 years time. Hmm..

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Another movie review: Troy

2004-05-22T19:33:00.000+08:00

A few nights ago..

Gotto confess, I entered the cinema constantly
thinking.. O dear, the gf's gonna be like so
damn bored. All that fighting, blood, gore
and history.. I couldnt be more wrong. Just
read on..

Instead of using their screen names, lets
just stick to their names that we know them
by huh. Ok. Good, cos I sure as hell couldnt
spell them..

Movie goes like this.. Young horny fella,
Orlando falls for beautiful Helen and sleeps
with her. Iregardless of fact that shes
someone else's wife, he runs home with her,
couldnt be bothered less that it could well
stir up a war that his family could not hope
to win. As a result, all of Greece went to
war.. thus the phrase; The face that launches
a thousand ships.

If you ask me.. Helen looks pretty ordinary
at the start of the show but somehow.. once
she arrives at Troy, she looks awesome,
almost like she had a makeover or something.
Must be the air in Troy being fresher or
something.. hee.

& *drum rolls.. 2 nations goes to war over a
girl. Now you may say ah.. u bloody unromantic!
Cos you probably detected by now that I so
cant stand that Orlando fella cos I think he
just looks like a freaking wussy! Now thats
absoultely true! bt also because of the fact
that his actions caused the start of a war
that left tens of thousands dead, Troy burnt
to the ground, the death of his brother and
father.

As much as I believe in giving for Love, such
a hefty price to pay for a beautiful companion,
Helen is way too high.

Back to my gf, my early worries were simply
unfounded. She was absolutley stuck to the
screen, now who can blame her.. all that
muscles, biceps, 6 packs, bronze skin.. Im
starting to think the movie should be
tittled; "Troy and the half-naked men who
fights for it". Wats all that skin for? I dont
get it. I guess sex sells.. ah..
*much enlightened now.

Anyhow, for all that hype.. the movie for me
was an absolute letdown. The plot was pathetic,
the characters in the movie seems to have
brains the size of peas. For instance, why
would you wanna wheel in a disgusting black
wooden horse for? esp. if its been in an
epidemic camp? Stupid. I hear someone argue;
"Hey, its wheeled into the city of Troy as a
wall trophy!" O yea, that only goes to prove
my point. Normal people keep things like
sports medals or certificates as trophies. Or
perhaps the Star search awards or an oscar or
something.. a huge horse made from rotting
wood? Those people are idiots :)

Its a darn waste of time and yes, you guessed
it right. Im just a fat, outta shape,
disgusting male. Pretty much the opposite of
an Alpha male. Maybe im just plain jealous huh.

2 outta 5 stars. Alrite maybe just 1 & 1/5
outta 5. For making me look like an obese.

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$15 each.

"Love's a curse - a sexy curse."

2004-05-22T14:16:00.000+08:00

Tim wheeler

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Life

2004-05-17T23:53:00.000+08:00

we're gonna walk on home
you're not gonna walk alone
we're gonna see this through
dont let anything get to you

love is good and love is kind
love is kind and love is blind
love is good and love is mine
love is drunk all the time

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Im sorry.

2004-05-17T23:28:00.000+08:00

Very simply put, there are 2 types of people in
this world. The 'MAKE IT' and 'CANNOT MAKE IT'.
Take note, its 'MAKE IT' and not 'MADE IT'. Im
just a lowly office worker! I believe I belong
to the former category of 'MAKE IT'. Cos I know
even if shit comes my way I'll just enter into
my own shell and make my way thru it.

I may not be a hard-working fella and like all
humans, I have days when I feel really down. But
no matter what happens I believe Im strong enough
to cope.

My other half gave me a call today. Right away,
I sensed somethings amissed. She sounded really
awful, then she said~ Dear, Im very tired. By
which she refers to her job. And I believe that
extends to all aspects of her life.

Dear, I wish I could take you away from the
mundane and monotonous life im certain most
Singaporeans live thru. I wish I could take you
away to a temperate country where you dont have
to work on average 10 hours aday. Where we can
actually get up from bed and not rush to work
but hand in hand we can go and smell the flowers,
watch the birds and have a picnic somewhere. I
wish I could really pamper you like the princess
that you are to me.

Dear, Im sorry.

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Movie.. alrite fine, Chick Review: Ella Enchanted.

2004-05-10T00:16:00.000+08:00

Been watching so many movies of late, somebody
should pay me to do movie reviews. *Anyone
whos in the industry* Im really affordable. I
may not do a good job at it but hey, Im cheap!
say $2 a review. Hee.

This movie, Ella Enchanted hasnt hit the
screens yet but the well-connected dude that I
am.. hee managed to watch it first. Perhaps
the first few thousands the world over.

I wont even pretend that this is gonna be a
movie review thinggy cos it isnt. This is all
about Anne Hathaway. The movie is.. kindda
like Shrek except its not in a cartoon format.
They have got real life actors. In the movie
theres kings, princes, orges, elves, fairies
and so on. In short, its a melting pot of
comedy, Love, teeny-poppy stuff, feel good
kindda movie set in a fantasy- medival times.

OKay, now.. Anne Hathaway. Shes everything a
man would want in a woman. If every man can
go out to the mall and buy themselves a
partner. I have a feeling everyones partner
would look just like her. Ok, maybe its just
me. But seriously, what more can you ask for
shes like gorgeous! Long curvy hair, great
body *alrite Im superficial but honestly,
shes incredible-looking. Coming from a fella
whos always thought Asians were far prettier
and more exotic-looking and the 'Ang Mos'
all kindda look the same, this is a major
compliment and indication shes HOT! She
almost looks like a young Liv Tyler, well at
least in the movie anyway.

Outta 5 stars, this movie deserves a 4. If
it had starred some other actress. Then im
sorry, it would have gathered at max. a 3.

Did I forget to mention, we had a buffet
breakfast at the reception area before the
movie. And then.. Lunch at the Singapore
Recreational Club, tea at the Swissotel,
chocolates from Goldiva followed by more
chocolates at the Esplanade, Dinner at the
Thai Express and "Soon Kway" for supper.

Satistfaction Level: 10/ 10
Finace Level: Burnt!
Weight: 70kg
Feeling: Fat!

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The Heavy-Butt-Man Vol.2!

2004-05-07T10:17:00.000+08:00

Then again, dont sit your cute little ass down so
gingerly till people around you think you have
piles or something. =)

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The Heavy-Butt-Man!

2004-05-05T15:48:00.000+08:00

Are you guilty of the following..

A phenomenon I have noticed for years..

My office is (Hallelujah) just a couple of blocks
away from my residence. So quite obviously I
stroll to work. But today, I had to attend a
meeting over at another location and as a
result I had to take the bus.

For all you fellas out like me.. who take buses.
Watch out for this occurance which I am
certain you too are guilty of or has suffered as
a 'victim' before.

I was on bus service 23 this morning, minding
my own bussiness, reading my notes as the
bus trodded along our crowded roads. As the
bus drew into the bus bay outside Temasek
Polytechnic I couldnt help but look at all the
young girls busy getting up from their seats
to alight. Hee.. I know most guys are guilty
of this but that is not what this is all about.
Just in front of me was a lady in her mid-20s,
executive looking, dressed neatly in her black
attire.

Picture this.. A man just boarded the bus, he
"beeped" his ez-link card and stands scanning
the bus for an appropriate seat. His gaze
"locks" on the empty seat beside the pretty
executive in front of me and happily walked
over. He then performed a quick-well-executed
turn and just "threw his entire buttocks" down
beside her. The moment that big piece of lard
hits the chair, the poor lady just took off from
her seat. A second later, when she eventually
landed. Not a word was spoken as she dipped
her head and resumed her sleep while that
block-head just opened his papers and started
reading. Everthing took place so fast and it
seems like theres absolutely nothing out of
place. Is this part and parcel of of the entire
experience of taking a bus ride? Is this unquie
only to our island republic? Hmm..

Now tell me, have you been guilty of that?
Tell me also, have you been "bounced" off
your chair by some goon who thinks he/ she
probably weighs only 1/10 of their body weight?

If you find this ridiculously funny and truely
stupid and can be avoided.. then lets keep in
mind, the next time we 'park' our buttocks..
Do it gently, with grace and lightly. Theres
absolutely no need to anouce to the fella next
to you; "Hey, im here and im gonna sit next
to you! And I dont give a damn whether you
like it or not!" by sending that poor fella
airbone, abeit for only a split second."

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Movie Review: Kill Bill 2

2004-05-03T12:35:00.000+08:00

I have to declare that I have never watched any of
Quertin Torantino movies before (That means no
Reservoir dogs, no Pulp fiction, not even Kill Bill 1)
What a shame.

I caught Kill Bill 2 last night. Man it sure as hell
was cheesy, sexist, funny yet superbly brilliant.
The show starts starts off in black and white.
Giving it a classic feel, sending one back to the
1930s Hollywood feel.. Ya abeit a little slow, and
I was starting to think whats all the big hoo-ha
about it, all that rave reviews and stuff. I was so
wrong... As the show progresses, all the cues
and stuff of a big cult movie was there. Some-
times, it seems a little over the top even a little
surreal.

Dont wanna give too much away but the fight
scene in the trailer was fantastic, the (act-cool)
poses, the sword-fights, the eye ball.. hee. And
how everyone laughed when you see the
'see-fu/ master' hahaha. Okay, got to rush off
for lunch.. so end it really abrupt now.

2 words, "Go watch."

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A friend

2004-04-30T16:16:00.000+08:00

Flashback to the year.. hmm let me see
1977 + 13 = 1990 okay, flashback to the year
1990. I was 13 years of age then, sec.1 attending
St Hilda's Secondary school. It was a good year, I
was never quite comfortable nor chatty in primary
school. Let me explain why was it a good year. St
Hilda's Sec was previously located in Katong and it
was once an all-girls school. After it relocated itself
in Tampines, it started taking in guys. I so happen
to be one of the guys *duh and only the second
batch taken in so the gender ratio is like so in my
favour *heehee

Anyhow, as with all freshmen.. theres always like
all the ECA groups trying hard to 'recruit' you. So
what happens is the different ECA groups would
go around all the classes to 'recruit' us. So one
day, a bunch of the sweetest, cutest girls I ever
laid my eyes on walked into my classroom and
captured the eyes, attention, hearts and minds
and what else have you.. of all the fellas in class.
They were from the St Johns Ambulance Brigade.
What happened next was chaotic, guys were
charging to the front to join the SJAB. Result;
3/4 of the class guys were eventually with the St
Johns. Guess it helps that the uniform then was
exactly what the nurses wear in those jap porn
flicks. The nurse uniform, complete with the zip
down the middle as well as that nurse-headgear.
& that was how I too became a member of that
organisation. Needless to say, the recruitment
drive was a sucess!

Back then, in class was this girl (Lets call her P)
who too joined the St Johns. Her pa owned the
chain of Seoul Gardens restaurant then so
almost every Saturday we went there for makan
or just relax over at her place in Telok Kurau
where her maid would prepare pasta for us. Life
was good then. Not a care in the world, girls
were young and innocent, boys being boys just
couldnt keep our hands to ourselves. We could
just run around, play and perspire. (Today, you
try and play hide and seek with your collegues la
see what happens.. the security guard in the
building you work in would probably ring up
Woodbridge)

I recall.. her folks have this pair of samurai
swords on this cabinet and we just love to play
with them and that usually translates to us guys
chasing each other, clanking our swords and
virtually fighting it out like in medival times. Way
Cool!! until one day, when her mum came up to
me and she said.. Are you the one whos been
playing with our swords? Do you know how much
they cost? Take a look at the hilt and you'll notice
a part of it has been chipped off.. and I was there
welding the sword in my right hand.. Opps.. Haha

I missed those days and the companionship of
those fellas. Anyhow.. Miss P called me up last
night and shes coming back for a couple of weeks
in July! Yippee cos shes been away in NZ since
1996.. I think.. and we were such close friends
then.. & this is probably only the 3rd time shes
back since that year. I know we have pretty much
lived our own lives in different corners of the world
for years but that didnt seem to be a factor when
we talked last night. As the seconds past as we
talked last night, the years just seemed to roll back.
Welcome to Singapore pal.. even thou its only for
3 weeks.

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Tiger Beer

2004-04-30T09:48:00.000+08:00

By the way, has anyone heard this one before? Is
the creature depicted on the logo of the Tiger beer
a male or female? Give it some thought k.. This
riddle was like so popular years ago. Ans: Its a
male. If its a female, then the advert's slogan would
be "hey, give that man a TIGERESS".

I know, im pathetic and bored. HAHAAHA

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Sharing session.

2004-04-27T10:05:00.000+08:00

Picked this up from some fella's blog. Thought it
was plain hilarious.. in a slapstick kindda way..

Since thursday I have been excreting out blood
alongside my faeces. Its terrible to see blood
dripping outta ya ass because

1)Colon cancer is the IN thing right now in the
cancer world.
2)People like Murugan tell you stuff like how your
ass has lost its "virginity"

So I decided to see a doctor today to check out
what the heck was wrong with my ass (and at the
same time, make full use of my long weekend).

All I can say is that the whole experience was pretty
traumatic.I mean after telling him my problem, He
gave me a smile (YES A SMILE! WTF MAN! if I HAD
To peer into someone's ass at 8.30am in the morning
theres no way Im gonna SMILE at you) before asking
me to lie sideways on the funny bed thingy they have
at clinics. He then proceeded to then put on this white
rubber glove. It sorta fitted in with that snap sound
you hear in the movies. It got pretty weird cos of the
things the doctor said like "Ok open wide .. now dont
move..this may hurt abit."

He wasnt kidding.

If you (yes you the reader) ever wanted to shove
something up my ass. Well congrats! You finally got
your revenge. It was quick but painful. I cant really
explain the feeling, it was like you suddenly feel
something stuck up "there". That something then
proceeds to move around like some hamster lost
in some hole.Your brain then starts ringing the
alarm bells screaming out the words "OUCH!!!"
To make matters worse.. The doctor had applied
some kind of cream around my anus and it sorta
felt as if he had just shoved his whole dick in
there and then ejaculated. Yes folks, figuratively
speaking... I got ass fucked.

The next few momments were blury.. All I
remember was him passing me the M/C before
he ushered me to the door. Polyclinics suck big
time. Its friggin confusing I had no idea where to
go and what to do since it was my first time there
in a very long time (and most possibly my last)

I sorta feel like some cheat slut, getting fingered
in the ass just to get my one day mc.

THE END

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Rock Never Dies

2004-04-26T17:32:00.000+08:00

Its been said that good music never dies..
guess thats true so long as old geezers
like myself are still around :)

Been kindda 'inspired' to write my own story
after reading someone else's on his blog.
Born in the year 1977 year of the snake,
like many of my peers I spent the best time
of my life~ Teenage years listening to GnR.
* As I type, lyrics to civil war just keeps
bouncing in my head. Visions of Axl Rose
jumping around.. Wonder if he actually had
his hair rebounded.. cos they are so damn
straight! That was Secondary 2.

Around that time, I also happened to pick up
the guitar with my good chum in church.
Stephen, my good man was the fella who
introduced me to the good stuff. The 'Gods'
of rock.. The Doors, Deep Purple, CCR, Jimi
Hendrix, Eric Clapton.. These guys are like
either old farts or long dead when I started
listening to their cassettes *In case in didnt
know what they are.. Man you are really young
or am I really old. Ha. Bands of those days
are really good with their guitars. Their guitar
solo can stretch like 10 minutes.. I had always
envisioned myself as a lead guitarist. They were
my inspiration to pick up the guitar.

I soon became one of those goons who started
keeping shoulder-length hair, wearing black tees
and most unforgiveable of all.. moving and tap-
ping my feet to loud music on my headphones
while on public transport. OMG*Swear it made
sense then and it was so cool.. haha As I looked
back.. I couldnt believe it.. But I cant say I
regretted it either.. hell..

In the 90s, grunge arrived on the scene. While I
do have a soft spot for 'smells like teen spirit'. It
never quite had the same impact/ hold on me.
It just didnt seem pure. Some even say Rock
is starting to die as grunge ushers in the new
millenium. Ha.. How untrue.. we see the recent
hype on Gnr didnt we.. Mtv was like playing them
every hour.

In the 90s, after much struggle.. I started to
embrace the new age.. Sonic Youth, Smashing
Pumkins.. Hell I even attended both their concerts
in Singapore!! Yeaaah.. It sure rocks.

And then now, in the new millenium.. Just last
night, I was singing softly to the 'All around the
watchtower' Jimmi Hendrix.. Guess its come full
circle. Perhaps Im just too old to take in anymore
new stuff. Guess so long as we live, so do Rock.
ROCK ON!!

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Dawn of the dead (Movie Review)

2004-04-25T08:05:00.000+08:00

With a hotdog in my right hand, coke light in another, I
proceeded alone into the movie theatre on a Saturday night.
Its been.. Gee I cant recall the last time I actually watched a
movie all by myself. In fact.. Have I ever? *ponders ponders
Alright wait before anyone screams LOSER!! I was there
to wait for my beautiful half to knock off from work k!

Its actually kindda strange initially going to the movies
all by myself but I soon got myself comfortable. Perhaps
the yummy hotdog helped. Anyhow, the movie started
really strong and scary and I was mentally giving myself a
good pat on my shoulders congratulating myself on deciding
to catch this. Story goes like this.. Somehow, the movie
never explained why.. but dead people are biting the living
and its turning them into the undead. And soon the undead
outnumbers the living and they sought refuge in a shopping
mall.

Thats when some humour comes into the movie. From what
I read somewhere. This was suppose to be re-make of an
earlier classic. As the movie progressed on, more humour
got injected into the movie and it starts to lose its scariness.
Also, the snips the censorship board did were really starting
to upset me big time. Inside source reveals that there
were at least 16 snips in the entire movie. Man! I dont get
it.. You know sometimes we pay good $ to go to to movies
just so we can scare ourselves.. I know that didnt quite make
sense but yea.. thats what we do.. Dont believe me, ask all
fellas.. why do they bring their dates to horror flicks. AHH..
Im sure you guys agree. Anyhow the movie was turning
into a major letdown.

On the banners on its promotional movie posters reads
'Watch the TERRIFYING first 10 mins at www.xxx.com.sg'.
If you ask me.. I totally agree. Save your money folks. This
film has got B-Grade stamped all over it.

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My Tuesday

2004-04-22T01:13:00.000+08:00

08:40 hrs Approx
These days, the weathers turning real humid. Its around
this time of the year that I really wish I aint a Singaporean.
Why cant I be born in a country with a cooler climate? Due
to my schedule for the rest of the day, I decided to put on
a singlet under my business shirt before heading to work.
Hate it when I perspire and the bloddy shirt starts clinging
to my back. Hate it when I have the water-splashed-on-me
-look when I eventually get to the office. *ended up looking
pretty much like an uncle, I think.. guess u can call me
Uncle Tan.

10:00 Approx.
Went for a puff with the guys and discovered all 3 of us
are wearing blue! Sheesh hate it when that happens.

12:15
Left my office for the head office.

14:00
Met the HR manager. I was invited to share my experience
working at my current place at a recruitment talk. This
was my second time, guess the 1st time round, the
management must have figured that my acting skills were
pretty good and decided to use me again. I sat there with
the HR exec.s while the manager gave the applicants an
introduction to the scheme. Man, I almost fell asleep. This
manager has got to have the most boring voice I have
ever come across. Monotonous, without any pitch at all...
It was like Yada yada..da..yada.. makes chanting sounds
like fun. Then it was my turn to take over the stage. &
the liar in me promptly took over.. At this point in time,
I wish to apologise to all the applicants that if you had
joined us cos you were swayed by my account of life in
this organisation, I can only... say sorry. But what said
were all true, I didnt lie.. Its just that I kindda played
with the words and painted a rosier picture.. thats all..
what was I to do.. I couldnt have said.. XXX is a stupid
place, dont even consider joining us right? Hope you
guys can understand. Hey, forgive and forget okay.

15:30
Met up with Mr R for a smoke, ran into Miss E, Miss F
and Miss A. Hmm..never knew Miss A could look as
yummy as she did today.. Tainted lenses, dark
rebonded hair, dresses in a pair of causal sandals
and what looks like a sarong.. she looks like she just
came back from Bali or something. :P

16:00
Attended a meeting with about 10 other executives
from various departments. You see, the orgainisa-
tion I work for is working towards obtaining a
benchmark, standard or certificate.. something along
the lines of ISO9001. And this meeting is held
specifically for us so that in a few days time when
the independent assesors/ auditors come down to
assess the organisation and interview us.. we would
know exactly what to say and what not to. Isnt
that incredible? Firstly, this certification that the
organisation is trying to acheive aint some dumb
mickey mouse stuff. Its suppose to be widely
respected and they are like telling us.. O dont
tell them that we dont practice this thinggy
here la.. try to be smart and smoke them a little..
I was like.. I couldnt believe my ears. Plus they
even know that the 10 of us would be the
selected ones chosen on the day for the
interview when it should have be a situation
of random picking. Ha.. What a joke! Its like the
bookies at work.. before the match gets
underway, they already know what the eventual
scoreline would be.. match-fixing.

But I guess thats always been the case with
everything in life huh. As a particularly famous
playwright by the name of William once said..
"All the life's a stage.. and we all but actors"
or something like that. By the way, it aint
William Hung.. You nitwit! Life's but just a big
wayang.. we are all pretending and acting.. You
can dowhatever you want but just dont get
caught...

18:15 Approx.
Borders, meeting up with gf later for Japanese.
Meantime, reading a book titled 1401.. Most
fascinating.. Talks about Emperor Zhu Di and
the eunich Zheng He and the might of China in
the 15th century... How incredibly advanced
China was.. then.. compared to the rest of the
world. For instance when the King of England,
I think it was Henry V.. got married, there were
600 guests. But when the Emperor of China
greeted his foreign guests, there were a tens of
thousands of dignitaries at his court who sat
thru a 10 course meal! When the imperial
chinese fleet set sail, it was the world's largest
armada ever. Had the navies of the known world
come together, the Chinese fleet would have
just swept them aside. Wow! I was like totally
blown away. I mean, I knew all this while China
was really advanced at one point in time before
Europe's renassaince age.. I just didnt know
they were that advanced. Another example, the
Chinese fleet were armed with guns, cannons,
incedinary weapons while European fleets were
still armed with bows and arrows. For a history
buff like me, it was a most interesting read!

19:15 Approx
Dinner

21:30
Movies, 50 first kisses. Go and watch the movie!
I sincerly advise anyone whos reading this to go.
I laughed so hard I almost threw my lungs out.
*sleepy and kindda horny.. think will go sleep liao.
Nite all and sleep tite. To my 2 of my friends over
in Australia, hey gd luck with ya papers. :)

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messed up a little

2004-04-19T19:17:00.000+08:00

Im getting increasingly vexed. You come to a point in your life where
you no longer seem satisfied with things.. crap and such.. ahh..
piss on me..

"Man is an ever-wanting animal" Maslow

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Boobs, bums and other juicy parts..

2004-04-19T15:20:00.000+08:00

On saturday night..

X-Nation show at Zouk was a mini version of 'Fashion
Rocks', where local Xtreme sports enthusiasts get a
chance to showcase their talents (or rather..the lack of
it.. pui pui) I winced as I watch them perform.. Man..
the 'talents' were generally makin a fool of themselves..
Someone please hand these lamers a trophy quick and
and move on with the show.. Please indicate on the
trophy.. for effort at mimickng.. but failing miserably.
POSERS!! Ha!

Thank the good man above us for the show coming
up next.. The models parading through the parking lots.
All that flesh on parade, the hot young bodies in skim-
mpy attire. Yum yum, yummy.. and then how the camera
-men all crowed around this model whom in my opinion
might as well not wear anything still tickles me. :)

Then we went down to Geylang for bean-curd but ended
up at a kopi-tiam instead.. Dunno why.. Just ended up
there. And after that where did we go? yap.. haha its
more flesh, short skirt, legs, tay-tays.. haha what do
you expect.. we are after all at the flesh trade fair! :P
Man.. its been a feast for my eyes all nite long.

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Qing Ming

2004-04-12T19:31:00.000+08:00

Qing Ming: A day set aside for remembrance of the dearly
departed. Often families would turn up at their graves to
clean and offer their prayers.
Source: Ah Tan's dictionary edition 2004

I like cementaries. Theres something about the clear skies
overhead, the tranquility, the silence that I find most
endearing. I paid a visit to quite a few guys today. There
was my grandpa who passed away months before I was
borned (Fortunately my dad's family aint supertitious and
at the same time, unfortunately cos I never got to witness
his infamous temper. I heard he uses to hammer my
uncles and pa with a hammer) My grandma who passed
away at my old place a broken, dejected and unwanted old
lady. (My dad was third in line and my eldest uncle was the
one my grandma doted on and left all her houses and
property) My cousin who commited suicide at the age of 21
(Thanks to that uncle again). A friend of my folks who died
due to kidney failure (Guess NKF came on too late).

I always like visiting them. Guess it reminds us of our
mortality and that death awaits us all in the not too distant
future.

When I die, would anyone still remember me...
Come to think of it, I probably dont mind if nobody does.

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The neverending chase..

2004-04-08T00:18:00.000+08:00

There are very few or limited things in life that just goes on
and on. Or should I say there are few things in life thats
more certain (esp. if you are residing in Singapore) than the
ever-need to obtain certificates, qualifications, licenses,
passes, tickets etc. You start off with a PSLE cert. then the
O-levels. Depending on where you go, either an A-levels or
a diploma. An ORD cert. Followed perhaps by a degree..
You starting to see the picture.. Along the way, perhaps a
driving license, ROM cert.. Even the old are not spared, to
qualify for concessions while using the public transport you
need a concession pass~ An orange-coloured card with a
little picture of you printed on the top right corner. And
even when you are lying in your coffin all smartly dressed
and dolled-up. You still need a death certificate for your
funeral to take place.

Its just incredible how after living for more then a quarter of
a century it still amazes me and makes wanna laugh/ cry, I
cant decide. Wats even more incredible is. I have accepted it
and have been insitutionalised and therefore, gone over to
the 'Dark side' :) I wish I could just be a professional
bummer, a beach dude or something.. waitering or doing
temp. jobs etc.

But no.. I too have jumped onto the bandwagon.. M5 la,
riding license, paper chase, cash in bank.. What to do..
society never judge a person for what they are but what
they have.. therefore, even though I may be a few years
behind.. Im determined to catch up.

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Nirvana

2004-04-06T19:33:00.000+08:00

Old friend of mine just sms me. Apparently Kurt Cobain's been
dead for 10 years this very day. Man, it sure doesnt feel like it...
Brothers... We have aged so damn much. May the teen spirit
burn on in our fledging bodies.. hahaha

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Drum roll...

2004-04-06T14:20:00.000+08:00

Annoucing the arrival of the NEW WOMAN!
Hey Bitch, welcome aboard!

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Burn Baby Burn..

2004-04-06T14:18:00.000+08:00

"It's better to Burn Out than Fade Away"
Kurt Cobain

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Incredibly stupid..

2004-04-05T10:38:00.000+08:00

What is it about relationships. The need to feel
needed, cherished and loved that makes us all
behave in a manner that just cannot be
comprehended? Are we all insecure by nature?
so much so that when the person that we
perceive as our love appears we would do all
that we can to keep her/ him by ourside. Even
if it means things that are quite unexpected of
that otherwise usually sensible person. She/ He
becomes demure and really nice. Hmm.. And
then towards another, the same person per-
forms a complete transformation into a bitch/
bastard. Amazing yea..

There are some who are completely blinded by
LOVE; Gf refuses to hold hand of Bf in public
and yet professes to marry him one day. Yet,
he trusts her completely. Others who got
dumped by their partner the moment he realises
shes pregnant and then confesses that hes
been seeing this other girl for for the entire
duration of their relation-ship and reveals that
shes in fact been the third party instead. And
still she says the fault does not lie with him.

Myself, I was once in a relationship. Once, my
then-Gf spent an incredible night at my place.
A week later, she dumped me despite telling
me repeatedly how incredible that night was
and blah blah... blah. It hurt so much that I
could have taken my own life. Relationships are
such a pest! But the best part.. we keep
coming back for more like moth drawn towards
the fire. We keep believing despite getting
burned.. perhaps cos we wanna believe.

Men are such liars,
we lie to others
and even to ourselves.

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Attention..

2004-04-04T05:23:00.000+08:00

Name: Krystal
Position: Buddy
Remarks: Can't tell you how much I appreciate
our buddy-relationship. I hope we can keep it
going. Read your journal, everything seems
great-going for you. Happy too.

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At 04:00 hours in the morning

2004-04-04T04:59:00.000+08:00

I knew I should have gone for supper with the rest
of them. I started to hunt for any scrap or morsel
of food I could lay my hands on.

Having fed the pig, the pig (He) sat down in front
of my computer. There is a mirror hanging on the
wall in front of him. He looked up. Staring from
the mirrorwas a wrinkled face with huge black,
Ikea-like shopping bags under the eyes.
Repulsed, he recoiled in horror. Then he heard a
male voice calling out to him from the mirror. It
had a familiar tone to it that he just couldnt
quite register. As his courage returns, he coura-
geously looked into the mirror and once again the
image stared back at him and this time around he
heard " Siao-eh, wat time already? Still dont sleep?
Sleep very important you know.. Still go drinking
and clubbing.. You think you 18 or 19 year old isit?
Lao liao la you, still dont take care of yourself later
look like Ah-pek then you know."

OKOK, after this I go sleep.

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Shhh...

2004-04-02T15:58:00.000+08:00

When I asked you to listen to me,
and you start giving advice,
you have not done what i asked.

When i asked you to listen
and you begin to tell me why i shouldn't feel
that way, you are trampling on my feelings

When i asked you to listen to me and you feel you have
to do something to solve my problems you have
failed me, strange as that may seem.

Listen!! All i asked you was that you listen,
not talk or do. Just hear me.

Advice is cheap. $0.48 is all I need to get a
cigarette to kill myself.

And I can do for myself. I'm not helpless.
Maybe discouraged and faltering, but not
helpless.

When you do something for me
that i can and need to do for myself,
you are not helping me.
You are contributing to my fear and inadequency.

But when you accept as a simple fact
that i do feel what i feel, no matter how
irrational, then i can quit trying to convince you
and can get about the business of
understanding whats behind this irrational
feeling.

And when thats clear
the answer are obvious
and i don't need advice.

Irrational feelings make sense
when we understands whats behind them.

Perhaps thats why prayer's works
sometimes for some people
because GOD is mute
and HE/SHE doesn't give advice or try to fix things.

So please listen and just hear me.
And if you want to talk,
wait a minute for your turn
and I'll listen to you.

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Metallica

2004-04-01T01:26:00.000+08:00

Now I lay me down to sleep,
pray the Lord my soul to keep.
If I die before I wake,
pray the Lord my soul to take.

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Seah's+Equinox+City space

2004-04-01T01:18:00.000+08:00

Had a nice time this evening. Know that your company has
been appreciated and enjoyed if your name is Klaire or Grace.
And of cos my buddy, Darren too. Cheers pals, looking
forward to our next date. Man, you guys owe me big time..
Lets see.. 2 meals, 3 drinks and a big big hug. Nite all and
sweet dreamz.

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Man, amazing creatures

2004-03-31T14:30:00.000+08:00

Vv, Jean and myself left for lunch together. And soon, we
engaged in an age-old issue that I believe plagues every
office worker in the world, "Where are we going for lunch?"
There are the foodcourts, fast food joints, coffeshops,
restaurants.. Haiz..

By general consensus (Which translates to voting), we
decided on the "zai-peng" (mixed vegetable) store tucked
in a little corner of the interchange. Yea I know Vv, not
"zai-peng" again.. But hey, (In event shes reading this)
not only is it economical but its also tons healthier then
your mee k! Anyway, its at this little store hidden from the
general public that I witness an incredible trait about men
that has largely remained uncharged for centuries or
even since our ancestors first roamed this land.

Across the road was these 2 fellas on a motorbike; A rider
and a pillon. The bike stopped at a red light and a young
lady in her early 20s started crossing the road. Right away,
a signal went off in the heads of the fellas as their in-built
radar picked her up. Eyes zoomed in the general direction,
They stared, from the moment she started crossing all the
way till she reached the side and still they kept their sights
locked on her as their heads turned to an uncomfortable and
near impossible angle of at least 100 degrees to the left.

A grin/ smirk broke out on my face. Man...

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She bangs..

2004-03-30T11:55:00.000+08:00

Collegue alerted me to this young, pretty temp. staff
at work today. Not the sweety pie, disgusting sort.
This ones tan, tall and doesnt play the whole " sweety
-pie-doe-eyed-thinggy". Fantastic. Ran into her at the
pantry and decided to say hi. She smiled and quickly
walked away. So sad. But deep down i know, the
important thing is that,

"I already gave my best. I have no regrets at all."
"Afterall, i have no professional training with girls."
~ William Hung/ American Idol

But she did smile at me...

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Mastering the dragon.

2004-03-30T09:40:00.000+08:00

What is the fascination with it? I have asked myself a
number of times. But I could never quite reach a
satisfactory conclusion. One possible explanation is
the marvelous abilityto manipulate smoke. The
incredible hours one has put in to master the know
-how of blowing smoke rings. The amount of de-
votion one spends on a toilet bowl with a ciggie in
hand attempting to achieve the unachievable is most
admirable and stupid.

Is it the sight of one exhaling smoke through our
mouths or nostrils that continue to captivate us?
Have you seen a still or black and white picture of
a person smoking? Awesome isnt it? As a Chinese,
(often quoted as the descendents of the dragon)
is this an attempt to connect with our roots~ a
fire-breathing dragon? Then again, Chinese dragons
unlike their European medieval counterparts do not
breathe fire.

So what exactly is the reason? I will get back to you
if I ever have the answer.

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Fuck, nt sex

2004-03-28T01:55:00.000+08:00

If your name is Pamelyn Khoo, I just wanna say
"Im gonna be your FUCK for life."

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Eat & sleep

2004-03-27T16:30:00.000+08:00

How does one know when you have reached the comfort zone
with another fellow human being? Intimacy? Sex? I say food.
When you are able to just "pig" out with each other knowing
you will not be judged or seen unfavourably by the other party.
When you are able to burp as many times as you want, order
as much food as you can or cannot eat. That is when you know.
For people in Singapore, may I recommend you the All-u-can-
eat-Jap-a-la-carte buffet at the Miramar. It serves fresh and
very sweet Tako, my favourite! My opinion, damn worth it at
$30++ but you can only get a seat provided you call in advance.
Last nite, We just ate like pigs!!

Btw, 10+ hrs later.. I still feel like a pig

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Good run, bad smoke.

2004-03-26T00:31:00.000+08:00

Just finished jogging. Im a self-confessed lazy bum. If
given a choice, I'll rather spend the day not excercising.
But the irony is.. I love jogging. Rather, I love the after
-effect that comes after huffing and puffing for 20+
mins. I cant quite describe it but it seems to just shake
the codwebs off and its gives a very refreshing feel. +
I did to whip my disgusting, smoke-filled lungs into
shape. And here I am keying in my entry and having a
puff. Sheesh.

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Geography lesson

2004-03-25T10:44:00.000+08:00

"Denial is not just a river in Egypt"

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Blue office

2004-03-25T10:09:00.000+08:00

Seems like a pretty good day today. Munched on a tomato for
B-fast; cos the signs of aging is starting to show. Dark
overcast skies over me as I strolled to work. No idea why but
such weather always make me feel more alive and ups my
energy level. A tropical lighting storm actually gives me a high,
quite unlike any other. Maybe I was a follower of Thor, the god
of lightning in my previous life. I felt good and looking good in
my new $270 pair of shoes, cladded in a neatly pressed deep
blue shirt and dark trousers. With a bag in my right hand and
cigarette in my left, I was ready to take on the world!

That was until I reached my office. The fella sitting behind me,
about 3m away was wearing blue (top) and black (bottom).
About 7m away was another fella (manager) also wearing the
same combination. That just kindda ruined my morning.

I feel horrible.

2004-03-24T10:58:00.000+08:00

I always thought that life was kindda like a road. As you go
down it, you get to know yourself better, discover yourself
a little more with each step that you take. Now, im not so
sure.

How can a person live for 27 years and not know much about
oneself? Someone more than a fren commented, You ought to
know who you are, what you are and your likes and dislikes
after living 27 years. You are just denying it. That really got me
thinking..

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Waterfall near KTV, Siglap

2004-03-23T12:16:00.000+08:00

Time: Abt 2350hrs
Venue: Siglap, near a ktv

A lady in a 30s came up to me asking for a light. I scanned her from head to toe and promptly lighted up her cigarette. She aint exactly pretty but still am in pretty good shape + she looked rather sexy in her long flowing black dress. I was thinking to myself~ Well done pal, you still have what it takes! Guess shes got to be from the ktv, out here for a break. She sat down next, a short distance away and started to make small talk. What transpired next, really left me baffled and disgusted.

2 fellas came out from the ktv and started making what I assumed to be sleazy remarks directed at the girl. One lighted up his cigarette and they both stopped about 10m in front of her. I just minded my own business.. then I heard the sound of water.. I turned towards the direction and I could see water spattering on the ground in front of the men.. Curious as to where all that water is coming from, I lifted my line of sight to see this small little piece of meat sticking out of his trousers. The man was laughing together with his friend while pointing his "pathetic-piece of dick-meat" at the ktv girl and pee-ing. Man!